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PHONICALLY MAD

Stereophonics for the criminally insane...

Hi there munchkins, welcome to my Stereophonics page! I've been a fan for a looooong while so I've chucked together a few things for your enteretainment. Please feel free to have a wander round and if you want to tell me anything...that you love me or you have 6 toes don't hesitate to contact me(address below)...or leave a message in the guestbook. Thanks for poping by

love,
Lauren xx

P.S I try to update the news section as much as I can but I'm a very busy lady or maybe just lazy! anyway if  I seem to be dead and have not updated for months go to www.stereobase.co.uk where the news is always very up-to-date. Or is you would like to speak to me...go to www.stereophonics.com and visit the message board where I am a shiny Moderator called "Loz" and should be very pleased to speak random crap with you!


 

News

06/06/05 - Live 8

*laaaaaa* there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time!

Yes my friends it's that time again, Bob Geldolf(certified do gooder, swearing tramp man) is holding a massive concert which is supposed to eradicate Poverty in the third world (yeah don't ask me how that works)

Its called 'Live 8' (like G8, clever eh?) and there is going to be 5 concerts in different cities around the world, one of them being in London town. And that right kiddies my point is that Stereophonics are playing (wakadooboo!) but there is a slight catch... you can only win tickets though a text lottery which costs £1.50 (I hope that money is going to the starving children), you can enter as many times as want though. Anyway to see how to enter and what the question ect is go here...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/thelive8event/

And on a more serious note, y'all should check out the 'Make Poverty History' site ( www.makepovertyhistory.org ) as this is what it's all about and as many people as possible need to support it. Thanks,

Loz x 

15/02/05 - By The Way...

I MET STEREOPHONICS! *dances*

It was last month at the "secret" gig in Glasgow...which was ACE! Yar, I just kind of forgot to mention this but here is my little meeting phonics story...

We (me and my mate Sooz)  got taken up to the stage with about 10-12 other people and the band played Dakota and Peadalpusher for us!!! It was so so so amazing!!  Me and Sooz were singing along to the chorus of Dakota....and then went "PUSH" at the appropriate moment during Peadalpusher and laughed lots.

Then they came and signed stuff for us. We weren't meant to take photos till the end but I got some with rich before they gave me in trouble.  Rich was so sweet! Sooz was like "we tried to meet you at Usher Hall" and he just said "aww well your meeting us now!"...I don't think he could even remember where Usher Hall was to be honest, he just kind of smiled.  AND GET ME.....I managed to refrain myself from jumping on him! I was amazingly calm...which doesn't really make sense. 

After that we went to speak to Javier and he was really cool too, we told him how impressed we were by his drumming/singing at the same time talent and he said he's really enjoying playing with the band and said something about playing on the album I think. He is pretty tiny...but he's still a bit taller than me. AND he has the bestest smile in the whole world!

THEN...the Kelly. that was the weirdest. we just kind of stood there in silence while he signed our stuff cus we didnt know what to say, and he said "ye alright?" and we just kind of squeaked and I told him that the new stuff was sounding great and he said thanks.

The we all got photos taken and that was it!

Wooo and the actual gig was just so amazing...all the new stuff is sounding fab live, and Javier is really fitting in with the band...they all seem so haapppy! I really hope this is a great year for them.

28/12/04 -  Language. Sex. Violence. Other?

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!! Guess who has heard the sparkly new album? None other than your scottish midget loon girl aka Lauren aka ME! How did this happen I hear you ask? For surely it is not possible? Surely somehow I have stolen that poor child peters' time machine from that classic film "Back to the Future" and travelled into the year 2005 and sneakily listened to the album in advance?

NO....it is not so. I was actually invited down to London town by my monkey friends at V2 (stereophonics record label) along with some other fab people and they sat us down at a big table (freakily shaped like an eye) and said "would you like to listen to the new album?" WOULD WE LIKE TO LISTEN TO THE NEW ALBUM????? what kind of retarded question is that you banana eating LOONS!??? *ahem* yes so we got to listen to it and it was absolutely without a doubt supper fab with shiny knobs on!!! It was a rocking and it had no acoustic guitars but lots of electric banjos and it was funky and fresh and we were all sitting there bobbing out little heads along to the music. We got to listen to 10 songs, including the first single which is called Dakota and THEN we got to listen to this amazing song called Pedalpusher, which the wee midget had only recorded 2 days before and we were like THE FIRST people to hear it EVER!!! And I personally  thought it was the best song on the album and I am so glad its on the album that if I knew where the wee midget lived I would go and hug him lots and tell him how great he is....but then he would get scared so I will not do that. Other songs on the album included Superman, Feel, Brother, Lolita(that's kelly's baby), Doorman, Rewind, Devil, Girls and Deadhead....which is a re-recording of the fab b-side that is Royal Flush!

 Then if that wasn't enough....we got to see some photos from a photo shoot that was taken by Scarlet Page and they were super funky and a small bit camp....but we like camp so its all good. Kelly's hair is all gone. Well mostly...he now looks like a very camp Elvis. Uhhh huuuh.

NEWS FLASH!!! the shiny new drummer called Javier (pronounced Haaaaavier) IS A SUPER MIDGET....as in smaller than Kelly. I know amazing....I actually didn't think it was physically possible...but there you have it. Give that midget a medal. He looks a very cheeky chappy and I think everyone should love him. Even thought we still love The Stuart, we must love them both and love Richard the most...and maybe kelly a little bit ..

Anyhoo I degrees slightly. Then we got to see the new art work, which is tres funky and all muliti coloured and very groovy looking. And then the kind monkey people gave us free stuff and it rocked cus I dont often get free stuff (except for my yeast at tesco) and we talked about WHAT THE FANS LIKE....and they said that they are going to be nicer to us in the future. They even said they might realise a B-SIDE ALBUM!! AND the boys want to do lots of smaller venues, alllll around the country. wowowwowowow! rocking my friends.

That is about it I think, The new album will be out in March sometime and Dakota is out in February.....

PHONICS ARE BACK!

23/07/04 - Fantasmic

Booooo!!! Ok so i admit it...its been a whole two long months till i was last here. But i have been busy....honest!!! I went to see phonics.....yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya *breath* yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay....erm yeh it was FANTASMIC! I neeeeearly met richard I was *this* close. I was standing outside the hall (the usher one in edinburgh) with mon insane amie Susan and Rich came past in a shiney silver car and then he got out and I saw his ace yellow hat over a bouncing susan and he said he's be back later with le midget....then he never. SHAME ON YOU MR JONES! I was tres sad like a very sad bunny on sad pills, but then the gig was soooooo good and it made up for it all.

 Ahem anyhoo they played at the MOVE festival the next day and it was very good I hear from a small bird friend of mine. Now they are resting there souls after 18 months (you hear correctly...18 whole months) of touring and are very welcome to it as they work there little cotton socks off for us. They shall be starting a new album kinda soonish...more news on that when I hear it (possibly...if your lucky). Richard has also shaved off his long locks, in attempt to find his inner peace I like to believe, but he probably just can't be arsed to wash it. haha

IN OTHER NEWS.......there is a brand new sparkly, shiney new and fantasmic website on the go. It goes by the title THE RED FAIRY ADVENTURES and it is a truly acetastic collection of very random stories written by myself and some of my silly, expert rambler, super cool mates!!! It follows the fun filled adventures of our very own Red Fairy aka Richard Jones and his little chum Randy Midget aka Kelly Jones. And get this....you can even submit your own stories!!! Wowwowowowowowowowwowowow!!! Are you still here???? WHYYYYY? oh yeh you need the address....

http://phonicsstory.diaryland.com

Well....go one then!!

Hmmmmm ok that will be all I think as I need to take my spotty pink hippo for his evening walkies. Back in a few years....

Loz xx

25/05/04 - Special Gig

My, my, my....can you hardly belive your eyes? It is me....yes indeedy. Back in the same month...amazing! Right well there is a reason I'm here, not just to grace you with my precence. haha

Yesssss I have actually news for you little bunnies...BEFORE IT HAPPENS!! Sterophonics are doing a specail warm up gig for the IOW festival in smelly London on the 9th June. Why It couldn't be in Scotland I shall never know. I guess english people are just more "special" than the rest of us. Anyway if you live in Morris-Dancer-Land then you better take full advantage. Its at Shepard's Bush Empire and tickets cost ÃÆ’‚£24.75 but QUICK beacuse only single standing tickets and level 3 seating are left!!

http://www.seetickets.com/xxxtickets/price.asp?code=113986&userid=110764894&filler1=see <<<<Get Tickets Here

Anyhoo I'll be off to cry into my porridge since I'm not gonna see phonics or be at T in The Park this summer. That's right feel the pain...

Lauren *sobs*

18/05/04 - Summer Is Upon Us

Hello special people...once again long time no speak. You should all know by now that my updates are few and far between. But not to worry about that because your all finding it hard to contain yourself now that i've arrived aren't you? You've been lying awake at night dreaming of this day to come round once again. Hearing my name in the falling of the rain and the whistling of the wind...as you cursed the little men packing you off to the loony bin.

Erm yeh so news, as this is what i'm coming to in my mindless ramblings. Well, my little flip flops Stereophonics are currently touring America supporting David Bowie and apparently are getting a good response from our wee american pals.

Then the busy little bees will be supporting Lenny Kravtiz on his european tour and then sailing back over to the land of white things (I presume) to headline the Isle of Wight Festival on 11th June...and then if that isn't tiring enough headlining the MOVE Festival along with The Pixies on the 10th July.

If that wasn't enough blood rushing excitement for you....there has been news of a new album. Described as "some of the best stuff we've done" and "more rockier and back to our roots". Is this deja vue? Is history repeating itself? Before you know it we'll be a band member down and toured the world 8 times in 3 months. Of course I may well be eating my hat...or my gloves since I ate my hat for breakfast.

On an other oddly sounding note...Stuart Cable (from the "popular" television show Cable TV) has been giving a few interesting interviews about his ex band mates, sounding slightly bitter. I say we let those children fight among themselves as we do not know the truth and frankly I couldn't give a toss if Kelly is an evil dictator or the king of Belgium.

For a "quote" from the exclusive interview Stuart "I'll sue your short arse" Cable did with www.phonicallymad.20fr.com go to the bottom of this page.

Right kiddies I think that's enough of my glorious ramblings for one day and sad as you'll be I shall be departing to go dance insanely to some very loud music.

Thank you please

Lauren

20/12/03 - Dingle balls, dingle balls, dingle all the way...

helllllooo it's the christmas fairy here to sprakle you with xmas magic!

The chrimstas fairy is sad tho(awwww) because she want's to be in cardiff, as the gap toothed midget and sexy red fairy and that gormless guy are rocking their little socks off RIGHT NOW!

anway thats their last date on the tour and they are gonna have a well deserved rest and re-group...maybe they could re-group stuart. hmmm anway they will prob come back in the new year all sparkling and start touring again, then collapes and write another album.

Before all that the stupid V2 monkeis are gonna realise YGGTTCB with movie star on it and possibly a YGGTTCB dvd and we will all be poor little souls but gleeful with our overpriced phonics items.

Just before i hop off to my cosy bed, i would like to thank all you 'lauren lovers' for your kind words about my pathetic excuse for a website. It's very kind of you and you actaully incouraged this outburst of randomness, i call updating! wooo have a medal!

Lxx

10/10/03 - ooo fancy colours!!!

holy bejesus everything is chancing round here, fancy colours the season.... stereophonics.

yeh incase you hadn't notcied, the hairy one of stereophonics(stu not midget boy) has been saked from the band. Kelly says that its due to lack of comitment but they are still carrying on as a band and have a replacement drummer called steve who is gonna fill in on the tour.

yes this has come as a shock and i think stu was shocked too, he was dumped my phone....the best way as he always said. i am very sad that he is gone but i dont think we have seen the last of him yet cus lets face it...stu aint exactally a quite one is he? if you want a better story you can read my biog at the bottom of this page(omg i actually updated it!)

anyway enough of this sorrow...the new singal 'since i told you it's over' is going to be realised on 10 nov and then they are going to realise a new song called 'move star' in the new year. which then means that the V2 monkies will scam even more money out of us by realising the album again with a new version of SITYIO and movie star. hmm anyways i better be off cya in a couple of months i supose! toodles

xx

*about 2 secs from the last time i updated*

oo i am getting keen arnt i? well no actually i was dence and forgot to tell you that "Mundy bell" are ment to be suporting phonics in Nov/Dec but no one has even heard of them and the people who have think they're crap. I say we protest for the Thrills/Athlete or even Busted would do a better job. At least we could throw stuff at them and shout 'get off you bunch of hyperactive mummy boys' or sing along to "i love my teacher, what an idiot i am') ok i'm gonna stop speaking crap now, catch u later dudes!

xx

28/08/03

Yo Yo! hows it hanging dudes!....(thats me being 'street' by the way)

ok i dunno why i'm updating really cus i dont have much to tell you, i guess i just feel guilty for not updating for ages!

hmmm well Maybe Tomorrow got to #3! which you prob already know! and the next single is gonna be 'since i told you its over' mmmm i love that song, well i love all phonics songs but mmmm i love that lots! anyway i can't really be assed to write a whole heap of stuff so toodle doo!(or catch you later homie!) lots of lobe,

Lauren(the queen of all things) xx

20/07/03

long time no see my little ladybugs!(yes i said ladybugs, now go be a ladybug...NOW)hehehe so...whats been happening on planet phonics i hear you squeal? well you might of noticed the new album is out!! i've been too busy buying and listening to it to tell you sorry! If you dont have it(why on earth not dear child!?)i recommend you do because it excellent, very sexy,moody,mature and rocky!! sounds like my dream man doesn't it? makes you want to shag someone and thats got to be a good thing right?? So while your out buying that you could also buy Maybe Tomorrow (my fav track!) cus its out tomorrow. Despite getting a bad review from NME(what?? never!!) I reckon it will do ok since its on the radio about every 5 mins. (in-between bouncy noel's song) Also i recommend any kelly-lovers (the ones that shout "hey sexxxxxy kelly, i wanna have your babies" @ gigs) to have a look at the MT video, otherwise dont cus you'll get told off for watching porn by your mum.....

If you are an American or Dutch or Australian or live anywhere else but the UK the boy's are gonna be touring near you soon! two find out when go to www.stereoboard.com

ok i'm gonna have to stop myself sounding like a walking talking phonics advert now so catch you later!

Lxx

p.s i take all that stuff back about kelly's hair being ugly, it's not too bad if he irons it regulary...


06/05/03 helloo again!

well one big weekend @ Manchester is now over(yeh i din't tell you about that i know!) unfortantly i wasn't there to give a review cus i live pretty much as far away from manchester as possible! Thought i did listen to it on the radio and it sounded fantastic! they played four new songs including madame helga and maybe tomorrow. Also since i told you its over(excelent!) and help me(she's out of her mind).Kelly & Stu also did an hilarious job of singing David Gray's Babylon in a corkeny "The Streets" styleee on radio one's karaoka challange! They needed to do an hour sound cheek cus they hadn't played live since August! They Also played in Dublin Yesterday but i havent heard much about that, guessing it was excellent tho!
lil old me is going to see them in Glasgow in...hmmmm...23 days 57 mins and 15 seconds! yay!

20/04/03 Happy Easter my little bunnys! I have some excitng news for my fellow Scots! Stereophonics have annoced that they are adding a second night at Glasgow SECC(cus they looove us!) on the 23rd of november as well as the already sold out date 22nd. tickets cost ÃÆ’‚£23.50 and you can get them at www.ticketweb.com . Also roumoured but not confirmed is that the band Athlete are ment to be suporting phonics on their tour, lets hope so cus they're pretty rockin! thats all of now please close the door on your way out, thank you and come again!

L xx


18/04/03 hello strangers! i do relise i have been away for a VERY loooooonnnng time but i've been very busy and i've been a bit lazy on the website front! But don't fear cus i'm back and i'm now older and wiser(yeh right!).. so i guess your wondering whats been happening in the wonderful world of phonicsness?! well its all very exciting cus there's a brand spanking new album on its way! not only that but a TOUR as well!! I can hardly contain myself! the new album "You Gotta Go There to Come Back" is out on 2nd June 2003 and the 1st single from the album "Madame Helga" is out on 19th, thats only 5 weeks away people!! The tour is in november and december of this year and tickets are already on sale so get ur asses down to your local ticket office pronto! For more info go to www.stereoboard.com The boys are also going to be playing in Dublin on 5th May and Radio 1's One big weekend in
Manchester on 3rd and 4th of May! its all very busy and exciting I think I might need to have a lie down so till next time ( might be another year!) be happy,

L xx


25/08/02 Sorry about the lack of activity on here latley. There's a lot 2 catch up on anyway! Festival season is officaly over.:(. Stereophonics were very bussy this summer headling 3 major festivals(Glastonbury,V2002 & Slane). I was lucky enough to go to their V2002 warm up gig a the Corn Exchange.It was brillant, beats the other time i've been by far,execlent songs,atmosphear,everything!! they play one of there new songs called Madam Helga, if that song is anything to go by the next album is going to be really good! taking about the new album, it's going to be out in Spring 2003 and is going to have some String & Brass in it aparentley,could be interesting. :) 4Scott is the "new" album you have all been asking about but it is not a Phonics album it is just a tribute album for Scott Piering who helped lots of bands to get noticed when they were getting started.if u want to more on it you can go to http://www.4scott.co.uk/stereophonics/

if u hadn't a noticed(are u blind) Kelly's hair is a bit diffrent, well a lot diffrent actually! here's a picture{at the bottom) it's very funny! Phonics might end up looking like toploader yet, 2 out of 3!hehehe! but anyway even if kelly's hair is awful(but very rock god) we still luv im for his woderful song writing,singing,gutair playing talent!

I think thats it for now people! thank you for all your lovely e-mails saying you like my site! and yes kelly is engaged sorry ladies! Try not to kill yourself or anything!lol. :) bye for now!
xx

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